zack

1. (zack) (1819↑, 972↓)

Perfect in all aspects of life. Amazingly talented and athletic beyond belief. With the "bod" of a god?

Have you seen Zack? He has the bod of a god\!

Author: ZEPEZ http://zack.urbanup.com/2719280

2. (Zack) (1311↑, 687↓)

a guy witha very big dick women love to have sex with him but he makes it hard for them to walk the next day. he is hella hot and strong

girl 1- i had sex with zack last night it was great. girl 2- how great? girl 1- well he made me cry and i had to ice my pussy it was really hard to walk. girl 2- i know what i'm doing tonight\!

Author: Rachel webs http://zack.urbanup.com/3210442

3. (Zack) (957↑, 667↓)

(adj,noun) The greatest nigga alive. He is the best at everything. Everyone loves him. see also Beast or Dat Nigga

1st Girl: "Let me tell you...John was fucking me so good that when he told me to say his name I yelled out Zack." 2nd Girl: "Too bad he doesn't have a gorilla dick like the real Zack the Greatest.

Author: ZacktheGreat http://zack.urbanup.com/2770203

4. (Zack) (634↑, 351↓)

Is very hot, sweet, and atheltic in school sports. Has the hottest body you will ever see. Is amazingly easy to like.

Girl 1: Wow that new guy is so much like a Zack. Girl 2: Yes definatly. I want to go talk to him.

Author: Ipodaddict http://zack.urbanup.com/3642150

5. (zack) (608↑, 409↓)

The proper way to spell "Zach." As the "-ch" ending produces a voiceless palato-alveolar affricate such as the "ch" in "Chip." Zach is pronounced [zætf] Zack is pronounced [zæk]

"Zack is spelled Z-A-C-K as per human linguistics."

Author: Zack With A K http://zack.urbanup.com/2738435

6. (Zack) (403↑, 221↓)

The greatest and most talented guy out there. He is rated M for mature so u better not mess with the zohan

Man u better stop messing with zacks friends because he is the shiz and will kill u.

Author: THE ZOHAN http://zack.urbanup.com/3168076

7. (zack) (325↑, 217↓)

a guy with this name has a kick ass body and is good at sports. he looks like a holister model and wears disigners clothes. they seem like the kind of guy any girl wants to date. they lead girls on and have different varities of girlfriends in different cliques. hes almost like a john tucker.

did you see that new kid zack today?\! he was smackin lips with that girl savannah when he was dating someone else\!

Author: shannon365 http://zack.urbanup.com/3327439

8. (Zack) (186↑, 89↓)

A wonderful boyfriend who means the world to me and that will never change. He is everything i could ask for and everything i ever need. he has my heart. Amazing, wonderful, sexy ;], drop dead gorgeous, and everything else that is amazing. hes mine, and only mine. try to touch him and i will kill you:] he is my life. :] I love you baby.

he is my Zack, back off.

Author: ithappens. http://zack.urbanup.com/3728186

9. (Zack) (124↑, 60↓)

The most amazing boy that has ever walked the face of the planet. He is the love of my life and always will be. I never want to be with anyone but him. He's my baby boy and that won't ever change. I absolutely love him to death. \<333

"Zack makes me oblivious to all other boys."

Author: maraa bby. :] http://zack.urbanup.com/3455442

10. (zack) (86↑, 54↓)

the most amazing guy in the world. he always makes people happy and everyone loves him. hes caring and sweet. zack is the most gorgeous guy you'll ever meet. ilovehim.

did you hear about zack? yeahh, hes amazing.

Author: (: you'll never guess. http://zack.urbanup.com/4463824

11. (Zack) (36↑, 13↓)

An amazing friend. He loves girls for who they are and they mostly are very sweet. they love o eat (like all guys) but they never get fat. THey play QB in football and are super strong. MY zack is sensitive and loving. he has dirty blond hair and has been my best friend ever since preschool. I love him, but he will never be mine because he's too good for me... he doesnt think that but he is. \</3 He is the most perfect guy a girl will ever meet.

I love Zack because he dont care wut others think of him. He is my best friend.

Author: Moo Li http://zack.urbanup.com/4765701

12. (Zack) (86↑, 65↓)

-a guy thats pretty cool for the most part...when he's not being an a-hole [[haha\!]]. very hilarious but dork at the same time. SUCKS at call of duty and guitar hero... -he sometimes talks to himself. -makes others jealous with his mad piano skills and likes to show off -moms love him and think of him as definite "marriage material" -likes to quote things from spongebob, salad fingers, family guy, etc. -teases you about embarrassing things that you have done in the past and always brings it up at the worst possible time\!

person 1: "OMG\! have you ever heard zack play the piano?" person 2: "no...why? is he any good?" person 1: "yeah\! hes freakin amazing\! he makes me so jealous... and i thought I was good at piano..." girl 1: "hey____, remember when zack met your mom that one time?" girl 2: "yeah haha\! i can't believe she liked him so much." girl 1: "yeah i know. she usually doesn't like ANY of the guys you bring home." girl 2: "yeah. now my mom always asks me to invite him over all the time. she even told me he was marriage material\!"

Author: kellie gonzalez http://zack.urbanup.com/3532423

13. (Zack) (54↑, 41↓)

Zack is the most amazing person on this planet. He's perfect; he's mine. He makes me smile and laugh and he's the sweetest guy you could ever meet. He makes me happy when I'm sad; he makes me feel perfect. He's the love of my life and I love him to death. I'll always love you, baby.

Back off, Zack is mine. \<3

Author: chelslovesyou http://zack.urbanup.com/4405737

14. (Zack) (23↑, 15↓)

A kid who touches himself while he sings along to "I Touch Myself" by The Divinyls.

Zacks mom: Turn down that music Zack\! Zack: Mommy I told you to not come a knockin when The Divinyls a rockin. Zack's mom: Stop touching yourself or your grounded. Zack: Fuck you\!

Author: Yokozooma http://zack.urbanup.com/5288322

15. (Zack) (18↑, 15↓)

The most amazing guy you could ever meet. He's anything you could ask for in a guy. He's funny, kind, caring, loving, and he is always there for you when you need a shoulder to cry on.

- Heyy did you get his name, he was pretty cute. - Nahh but he seems like a Zack

Author: EmmaBugg7926 http://zack.urbanup.com/5894644

16. (Zack) (19↑, 16↓)

Someone who is Inheretly funny, Accident prone, and knows many random but interesting facts. It's Hard to find someone who doesn't like a Zack, because they are the most amazing people

Zack is the coolest thing since sliced cheese\!

Author: Danzy http://zack.urbanup.com/5125368

17. (Zack) (3↑, 3↓)

The most amazing boyfriend ever. ♥ He's tall, with longish-dark flippy hair and dark brown [almost black] eyes, and a adorable baby face. He's also extremely sweet and can easily make you laugh. He's usually calm, and likes to make weird faces at you. Also he plays the guitar and likes wearing purple skinny jeans. (x To sum it all up; he's amazingly perfect. ♥

Dear Zack, I love you. -Emily. ♥

Author: WTF1x1x1x1 http://zack.urbanup.com/6075229

18. (Zack) (119↑, 119↓)

Very cute long blonde hair skateboarder. Zack is a very great friend and even though you like zack a lot he still is not ready for anything more than friendship. He is always in a good mood, and stays up late to talk to you until you fall asleep.

Zack smiles when someone is mad at him.

Author: Anonymous Hint (PickleJR.) http://zack.urbanup.com/3018025

19. (zack) (11↑, 12↓)

zack is a guy who can make any girl fall for him within a single look. He has the height, the body, the hair, the eyes, and the ass of an amazing hockey player... dont be fooled, hockey players can move their hips. Besides all the postives, here comes the ugly truth... he will say anything to get you in bed, and as much as you'd want too.. dont\! he'll screw you over, and never talk to you again

last night i met a [zack] and it was amazing, but now i wish id never met him\!

Author: beenthere,dontthat http://zack.urbanup.com/5475719

20. (zack) (0↑, 2↓)

a person who is incredibly hot and ADORABLE. Has good taste in music and is incredibly athletic. But watch out for these zacks because they will break your heart in a split second. beware.

girl1: Man, my boyfriend dumped me. it was so harsh. girl2: on a scale of 1 to zack, how harsh was it?

Author: c2u5t5i3e http://zack.urbanup.com/6227673

21. (Zack) (6↑, 10↓)

How do i describe Zack, the word Asshole comes to mind, along with the word dongknocker. He'll treat you right then all of a sudden BOOM hes an asshole again. oh darn.

-oh that zack kid is so cute and hes so nice -oh i heard he was an asshole -nah thats not true \zackcouple days later \zack \zackgod damn that mother fucker\zack

Author: asdfghjklqwertyyuiopzxcvgbhnm http://zack.urbanup.com/6030490

22. (Zack) (10↑, 15↓)

Man Choking chicken at the moment.

You're reading this while Zack is choking his chicken for dinner.

Author: Midnight chicken strangler http://zack.urbanup.com/5148693

23. (Zack) (0↑, 10↓)

A gross boy who never showers.

Girl 1: I hear you slept with Zack last night? Girl 2: Eww I bet you are disgusting now. Girl 3: No all the alcohol we consumed nullified his grossness

Author: \#imalwaysright http://zack.urbanup.com/6177813

24. (zack) (5↑, 15↓)

zack k. is a term for someone who has a very small penis similar to a chode. Zack usually sits in his room crying because he is going to die alone.

oh shit its zack, run, hes not even cool.

Author: wADe254 http://zack.urbanup.com/5579271

25. (Zack) (9↑, 19↓)

DeepThroat

Zack can and is DeepThroat.

Author: Cut Throat Deep http://zack.urbanup.com/5239283

26. (Zack) (1↑, 12↓)

Like's giant cock in his ass hole. He licks hairy men's grundles and always stabs people in the back. He has no real friends, and no one can wait until he is out of their lives. He comes along and then people can't wait for him to leave.

That guy is such a Zack

Author: Ilikestraightsex http://zack.urbanup.com/6116045

27. (Zack) (2↑, 13↓)

A big boy who laughs at his own lame jokes, sucks at guitar hero, is a stuck up drama queen, immature with commitment problems and has love deprivation issues. Hates glee but like The Secret Life of an American teenager like a queer. Burps in his girlfriends face and doesn't apologize and eats like a hungry hungry hippo. His elbows are as dry and cracked as a baboon's butt. His feet resemble big foot's; repulsive and full of fungi. He's all around a two faced douche smelling jerk\!

Stop being a Zack or I'll dump you\!

Author: krjbfewfb http://zack.urbanup.com/5923863

28. (zack) (64↑, 88↓)

a man whore. hes a mad artist who plays girls like a playlist. listens to one then moves to the next. he is the most dis honest person you will ever meet. and is full of himelf. dont trust him.

hey you know that guy zack? he told this girl he wanted to bangg her when he was with some other chick. and then when the chick asked if he was fucking some other slut he denied it all. pretty pathetic.

Author: one badass chick. http://zack.urbanup.com/3821179

29. (Zack) (45↑, 73↓)

Someone who has a false story backing up any stupid mistake they say.

Bill: "I want to buy a castle in California" Joe: "There are no castles in California" Bill: "Well you see, in China they call mansions castles and it stuck in american culture." Joe: "Yeah, whatever Zack."

Author: Dantevus Nightstrike http://zack.urbanup.com/3694667

30. (Zack) (24↑, 54↓)

My gay sexual partner who is the most handsome, sexiest bear alive. he has the cutest tush a man could ever ask for and I love him. I call him "Big Papa pump".

Zack come over so I can give you a pounding... in your tight ass.

Author: HEY POPPY http://zack.urbanup.com/4664816

31. (zack) (47↑, 83↓)

a morbid pit of insanity. Zack is also an enormous fan of beastiality...especially with turkeys....

Who's that over there? That's my cousin, Zack. Zack ruined thanksgiving with his beastiality.

Author: POB with zack monster http://zack.urbanup.com/3651535

32. (Zack) (30↑, 67↓)

1. -noun,verb The periodic re-occurrence of unintelligent, snide remarks from a bodiless voice. ex) Am I going crazy, or is there a ZDN in here? ex)Stop ZDNing us\! 2. -verb To say a word or phrase repeatedly, until it does not sound like a word/phrase any longer, just a jumble of syllables. 3. -verb To come into being. Synonyms: arise, commence, originate, start, begin (See also, Newbegin) 4. Sexiest bassist to ever exist.

Oh, I'm gonna Zack, back up a little ways.

Author: KATY CAN'T FIND A PSEUDONYM http://zack.urbanup.com/3218845

33. (Zack) (27↑, 75↓)

a name for a douchebag

New Guy: hi my name is zack Other Guy: not another [douchebag]

Author: nerdy342515354 http://zack.urbanup.com/4249078

34. (zack) (21↑, 74↓)

loser with one tiny facial piercing who thinks he has a big dick but actually has a tiny pussy hes not hot and hes pale and scrawny like a girl

zack is not hot NOT HOT

Author: shawna764 http://zack.urbanup.com/4110559

35. (zack) (29↑, 82↓)

an extremely horny boy that has a voice of a girl, he goes under covers with girls and does jack shit

Zack did nothing with his girlfriend

Author: billy banjo101 http://zack.urbanup.com/3460661

36. (Zack) (27↑, 84↓)

Typical Douchebag, wears Oakleys to school when its cloudy and hes is inside all day, Drives a Honda Element, and thinks whenever anyone trys to pass him that they're automatically racing and its gunna be rad as fuck\! listens to Hinder and Papa Roach etc

We should go fuck some girls and drink mountain dew," Bro your starting to sound like a Zack"

Author: Scroto Saggums http://zack.urbanup.com/3674509

37. (Zack) (29↑, 94↓)

A scrawny boy that likes to give it in the brown

Look out or zack will get you in the ass. t whoops zack slipped it in brown again

Author: jayjayjayjayjayjayjayjayjay http://zack.urbanup.com/3614470

38. (Zack) (51↑, 117↓)

a hoxy guy who has cute stubbles and has a lil bro who likes the girls that stock Zack... (aka: Cody) The guy who you would picture as your dream date. Has brownish blond hair with little spikes occasionaly at the end. Plays football and is \#82 He is 6'3" and 180lbs The hoxiest thing about him is his AMAZING smell and his lil gap between his teeth. he is TRUELY the one for you\!\!\!\! (but he is taken)

Zack is so hoxy\! I love him witha all of my heart\!\!

Author: Jordan Pinkerton http://zack.urbanup.com/2882719

39. (Zack) (34↑, 101↓)

A gay man who digs rock guys and likes strawberries.

Damn dawg, i'm straight go eat some strawberries and hit on a zack biotch\!

Author: jamal j. http://zack.urbanup.com/2118810

40. (Zack) (29↑, 97↓)

1 Retard, Mumbler; One who mumbles and speaks softly so that no one can understand a word said. See Gay. Also see Scanner. 2 One who enjoys making a fool of himself, esp in front of many others and beautiful girls. See Chess. 3 One who thinks he is tougher than others and often makes "witty" comebacks that don't make any sense. See Queer. 4 One who often runs away, esp when upset or angry. See Childish.

Zack's Common vocabulary: "soiewejfd lksnflskjuoiruewkfdkdjfdkjs....okay?" "dflkjf sflkjdfoiekfd dfo;siulkfjd dfiuef\!\!\!\! Canyoubelievethat??" "Just be happy you're still breathing." "He said that?..Well...you tell him........... ......................... yeah....tell him....well, i dont know.....just think of something good okay?"

Author: ilove2mumble http://zack.urbanup.com/2050870

41. (Zack) (41↑, 112↓)

1. cock loving faggot 2. pysco path that wants to kill every walking soul 3. cock sucker who doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut 4. bitch who has no friends

Zack Bascio is a cocksucking pysco path

Author: Craig Soriano26 http://zack.urbanup.com/3512660

42. (Zack) (41↑, 112↓)

A boy who thinks they know everything and will never have sex.

"Dude, he needs to stop trying, he's being a Zack\!\!\!"

Author: macho3388 http://zack.urbanup.com/3346603

43. (Zack) (115↑, 194↓)

A big hairy ball sack.

That guy just got tagged in his ZACK.

Author: itdoesnteffingmatter http://zack.urbanup.com/2673324

44. (Zack) (69↑, 175↓)

to be a short pervert with suicidal tendancies whose face is one huge zit. can also be nerd.

"damn\! that kid is annoying\!" "no man, that kid is ZACK\!"

Author: goblinoffury http://zack.urbanup.com/3091716

45. (Zack) (47↑, 178↓)

A fat stupid guy in my 6th period who is hekka fat and hekka stupid

dude he's so FAT\! he is such a ZACK

Author: usuckatsingingshutup http://zack.urbanup.com/3055405

46. (zack) (114↑, 314↓)

The stupid way everyone spells your name if your name is zach.

"God, i am so tired of everyone spelling my name wrong, it isnt zack with a k it is zach with an H\!"

Author: moprtl http://zack.urbanup.com/2339565

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Last updated: 2012.03.01